A Freaking Fish Just Touched Me!

I know people who have this EXACT reaction when it comes to a fish 'touching' them. They literally go jumping out of the water when 90% of the time it was aquatic foliage NOT a fish they touched.

The best part is thinking of how the fish must feel in this scenario. You are swimming around minding your own business when this leg appears in front of your face. I know, if it were me, I would get the heck out of there.

Don't flatter yourself, I say. Most fish do not care enough about you to want to go around 'touching' you. Actually, it sounds a bit perverted that way which really does make me laugh all over again.