BEWARE! The Deadly Schnorkark!

I have a dog who loves loves to go swimming. He jumps off the pier, off the raft, loves to boat, even attempts to catch the water bubbles. When it gets dark he can take you by surprise since his fur is very dark and only his little head sticks out. That's when people get the idea...terrorize all the usual swimmers by introducing a 'shark.'

By shark they mean attach a fin to my little dog and let him take on the lake. He wouldn't be a shug species, more like a Schnorkark (Schnauzer Yorkshire Terrier Shark). He is a bit of a coward so the one most terrified would probably be himself.

Poor thing is conked out in the dog bed right now dreaming his peaceful dreams. Meanwhile his owner is planning on making him a new breed of shark. Careful Coal! We've got all winter to plan!